Do you smoke? -beginning of a beautiful new friendship  (via sainad)

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*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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what do you mean you don’t know your wifi password? -me to someone who doesn’t know their wifi password (via zackisontumblr)

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i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came

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